I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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