Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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