look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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