Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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