You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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