I hate your face
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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