no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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