quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
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