problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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