she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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