i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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