so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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