He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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