i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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