but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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