sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
wow bdsm is so cute
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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