next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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