i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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