you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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