Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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