Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
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