That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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