if you like me you must not know who I am
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
He kissed a someone with a penis
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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