I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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