I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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