this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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