VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
You are a genius and a whore.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
