Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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