Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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