Considering that takes like an hour.....you're are a pussy and a lightweight. Drink that pint on the 10 min metro ride and you'd have something to be proud about. Good day sir.
A few weeks ago my buddies and I each got pints of Jim Beam. We drank them in Dupont Circle and then began pestering the Jehova's Witnesses there. After running them off we began evangelizing on our own. We are all atheists. It was fun.
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