his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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