At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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