If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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