dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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