The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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