It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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