go do what you do best...puke behind churches
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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