What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Bring me that man meat
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
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