I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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