I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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