It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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