I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Randomize
