there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Couch. On fire.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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