I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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