Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
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