so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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