My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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