My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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