I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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