I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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