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i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
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I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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