I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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