hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
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