Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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